Dehydrated Edible Zebra Tarantula

There’s all sorts of jerky and dehydrated foods you can buy these days, many of which you would look forward to eating. And then there’s the Dehydrated Zebra Tarantula. Yep, inside that can is one huge edible spider. Thankfully it’s not alive, but it once was. Now it’s food, boiled and then …

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Inflatable Donald Trump Santa Decoration

A lot of people (including the man himself) would probably say that Donald Trump is no saint. Well in this case he literally is a saint- ol’ Saint Nick that is. The Inflatable Trump Santa puts the 45th President of the United States in a Santa Claus suit and a “Make Christmas …

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Play Doh Poop Troop

Before we even get into it, let me make this clear- yes this is a real actual legit official product that you can buy now and not some joke concept or Photoshop job. That said, Play Doh has finally gotten their sh!t together and realized that kids are going to be turning their …

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Keep Your Outbursts in Check with the Temper Temperer

It’s football season and that means only one thing- Dad’s cursing at the TV in the family room…. again. Well spare the children’s innocent ears while still raging against the (offensive) machine with the cleverly named Temper Temperer. This personal voice muffler keeps you and your big mouth from getting in trouble, …

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Turn Kitty into a Cat Butler with a Wearable Cat Table

Of all the cat accessories that you can buy for your feline friend, you probably never thought of getting kitty a table it can wear. Well now you have. You’re welcome. Unlike the Cat Table we featured previously, this is not a …

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Scented Flash Drives

While we’re not exactly sure WHY you’d want a Scented Flash Drive, the fact that you CAN get one is pretty jazzy. That’s right, jazzy. We’re jazzed. You can get these 4GB flash drives in one of three delectable scents like Creamsicle above. Or how about jelly donut? Ok now that we’ve …

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Punching Bag Keyboard Lets You Type Out a Workout

If you ever wanted to just angrily slam your keyboard keys as you type out an email out of frustration, just stop. No need to ruin your valuable electronics when you can literally punch out an email with the N°41 Workout Computer from German design firm Bless. Each punching bag is a different …

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Nic Cage Windshield Wiper Waver

This windshield wiper is a true National Treasure. It’s really Kick-Ass, I could write A Thousand Words on it. If you can make the Adaptation to your car (perhaps before you’re Leaving Las Vegas?) then you can get Nicolas Cage’s Face Off your back windshield. When the Weather Man calls for rain (Never …

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