Submarine Sports Car

Be a real life James Bond with the Submarine Sports Car. This car really drives underwater! Got a body of water to cross? No problem, just drive this sports car into the water where it floats, then pull the lever to drop it into the depths of an underwater adventure. On …

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This Mask is the Biggest Piece of Crap

Halloween is coming. Here’s a mask that will make you look like a real shithead. The Doo Doo Head Mask makes you look like everyone’s favorite emoji- the pile of poop. What a piece of crap! Sorry, just talking out of my ass here. I’ll stop, I could go on with this …

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Plankton Pot Strainer

Making pasta can be a whale of a job. You’ve got to get the water out without losing your carb source. Like a whale strains plankton through it’s mouth but lets water pass through, so does this Plankton Strainer. Food stays in, water stays out. Straining out water has never been so …

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USB Lie Detector Test

You want answers? I want the truth. You can’t handle the truth! Find out if your friends did indeed order the Code Red or just whether or not your spouse or teenager is lying with this Home Lie Detector Test. It monitors your subject’s digital pulse and electrical resistance on the skin …

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Howling Inflatable Haunted House

Halloween is not a holiday for subtle decorations. You have to go big or go home. With inflatables you really can get a huge setup on your lawn without requiring a separate storage facility in the offseason (yuuuuuuuup). This Howling Inflatable Haunted House is the biggest decoration we could find- it’s …

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Plush Narwhal USB Heated Slippers

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The unicorn of the sea can be the unicorn of your feet. With these Plush Narwhal Slippers you get that toasty warmth in both your heart (from seeing such a cute animal) and in your feet. That’s because these slippers are heated! Just plug them in to any USB outlet to heat ...

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Pet Collar with a Laser Pointer

I don’t know if this is cruel, genius, awesome, stupid or somehow a combination of all of those at the same time but the Laser Collar Pet Toy is the ultimate pet gift. Strap it onto your dog or cat and let the excitement begin! Hands-free! No matter where your pet goes, …

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Motorcycle Tire Swing

Ramp up your tire swing game with this badass Chopper Tire Swing. Why settle for just a boring tire on a rope when you can have the entire motorcycle? Since it’s not practical to string up a real chopper on a tree branch, this tire swing is a specially designed replica. It …

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