This windshield wiper is a true National Treasure. It’s really Kick-Ass, I could write A Thousand Words on it. If you can make the Adaptation to your car (perhaps before you’re Leaving Las Vegas?) then you can get Nicolas Cage’s Face Off your back windshield. When the Weather Man calls for rain (Never on Tuesday though), it’s not the Kiss of Death; let Nic, the Boy in Blue, wave goodbye to the raindrops so there’s no need to Drive Angry. It Could Happen to You, Next. So if you’re Wild at Heart, go Nic up your car the Cage way, Knowing you won’t be Left Behind, Outcast in a Rage, Joe.