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Play your crappy music through the crapper with the USB Toilet Bowl Speaker and Plunger iPod Stand. The toilet bowl shaped speaker actually has the music coming out from under the lid; gentlemen you have permission to leave the lid up on this one. The red plunger is a little suction cup … read more on USB Toilet Bowl Speaker and Plunger iPod Stand…  This phone is pretty badass. It’s a “diamond” covered skull with eyes that light up an eerie blue when there’s an incoming call. To answer the call you just steal his face right off his head and pick up the phone: Suddenly I’m compelled to get a landline for my home. $47.99 at ... read more on Diamond Skull Phone with Light Up Eyes...  All it takes is an extra letter “O” and you’ve changed the whole meaning; someone had to do it and that person was the infamous Shed Simove; he went ahead and made the iPood, a 2GB turd shaped USB flash drive. There’s an endless array of poop jokes I could drop here ... read more on iPood: World’s Crappiest USB Drive...  Sleep with the fishes in a tuna fish sleeping bag. This sleeping bag from Japan (of course) will have you sleeping as happy as a clam….err fish. This looks adult sized to me- it says 245 cm long which is about 96 inches (8 feet). And that tail looks ideal for storing ... read more on Sleep with the Fishes: Tuna Fish Sleeping Bag...  Well hot diggity dog, I’ll be darned. It’s a hot dog and a USB flash drive. Aww shucks. Dang doddly doodle. What do you know? Would you wait just a gosh darn minute and take a gander at this bowl of pears in hot sauce n’ grits. Shock shootin rootie tootie fresh ... read more on USB Hot Dog Flash Drive...  The Bugatty Phone (that’s right, it’s “Bugatty” not Bugatti like the famed sports car maker, totally different obviously) is a real car phone. Sitting on your desk it would be practically indistinguishable from a toy model car. But flip it over and you can see that it’s a real cell phone: It might ... read more on Bugatty Cell Phone is a Real Car Phone...  The duck billed platypus is one of nature’s most unusual animals (besides it’s weird looks, it’s also the only mammal that lays eggs or senses it’s prey via electricity and the males are venomous) and thus by the transitive property a duck billed platypus USB flash drive is one of the most ... read more on Duck Billed Platypus USB Flash Drive...  Sure you probably have multiple pairs of duck headphones sitting in your drawer at home but do you have duck headphones with bling? Didn’t think so. I can totally understand why a duck would need bling, everybody wants to look shiny fresh but why does the duck need a headband if it doesn’t ... read more on Bling Duck Headphones... |    | ||||
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