Novelty Computer Keys

Sometimes you just wish some of your keyboard’s keys were labeled a little more accurately. With the Novelty Computer Keys set, you get all the appropriate replacement keys you need: OOPS Button, Damn It Key, Panic Button, Duh Key, This Sucks, Oh Shit Key, No Clue Key, Any Key. They are actually …

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USB Squirming Tentacle

The realistically fake USB Squirming Tentacle plugs into your computer’s USB port and squirms around. That’s all it does. Sure there are some peripheral benefits like scaring away any co-workers from using your computer and possibly keeping pets or kids away from your laptop (although maybe the movement will attract your …

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USB Crunching Cat

It’s a newer take on our old favorite the USB Humping Dog (and USB Crunching Elmo), it’s the USB Crunching Cat. This cat, like all cats that hit the gym hardcore, has some serious abs. It’s …

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USB Toilet Bowl Speaker and Plunger iPod Stand

Play your crappy music through the crapper with the USB Toilet Bowl Speaker and Plunger iPod Stand. The toilet bowl shaped speaker actually has the music coming out from under the lid; gentlemen you have permission to leave the lid up on this one. The red plunger is a little suction cup …

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Diamond Skull Phone with Light Up Eyes

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This phone is pretty badass. It’s a “diamond” covered skull with eyes that light up an eerie blue when there’s an incoming call. To answer the call you just steal his face right off his head and pick up the phone: Suddenly I’m compelled to get a landline for my home. $47.99 at ...

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iPood: World’s Crappiest USB Drive

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All it takes is an extra letter “O” and you’ve changed the whole meaning; someone had to do it and that person was the infamous Shed Simove; he went ahead and made the iPood, a 2GB turd shaped USB flash drive. There’s an endless array of poop jokes I could drop here ...

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Sleep with the Fishes: Tuna Fish Sleeping Bag

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Sleep with the fishes in a tuna fish sleeping bag. This sleeping bag from Japan (of course) will have you sleeping as happy as a clam….err fish. This looks adult sized to me- it says 245 cm long which is about 96 inches (8 feet). And that tail looks ideal for storing ...

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USB Hot Dog Flash Drive

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Well hot diggity dog, I’ll be darned. It’s a hot dog and a USB flash drive. Aww shucks. Dang doddly doodle. What do you know? Would you wait just a gosh darn minute and take a gander at this bowl of pears in hot sauce n’ grits. Shock shootin rootie tootie fresh ...

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