The realistically fake USB Squirming Tentacle plugs into your computer’s USB port and squirms around. That’s all it does. Sure there are some peripheral benefits like scaring away any co-workers from using your computer and possibly keeping pets or kids away from your laptop (although maybe the movement will attract your cat? nobody really understands cats anyway). Oh did we mention it’s evil, like 132% evil? Just an estimate.
Lusty Lovers Busty Adult Magazine "Humpers Galore, Squirming in the Throes of Sexual Realease!" Vol.1 #3 1984