This phone is pretty badass. It’s a “diamond” covered skull with eyes that light up an eerie blue when there’s an incoming call. To answer the call you just steal his face right off his head and pick up the phone:
Suddenly I’m compelled to get a landline for my home. $47.99 at USB Geek.
AT&T CL2940 Corded Phone with Speakerphone, Extra-Large Tilt Display/Buttons, Caller ID/Call Waiting and Audio Assist, Black