Play your crappy music through the crapper with the USB Toilet Bowl Speaker and Plunger iPod Stand. The toilet bowl shaped speaker actually has the music coming out from under the lid; gentlemen you have permission to leave the lid up on this one. The red plunger is a little suction cup that forms a stand to prop up your iPhone:
Craptastically awesome. $19.99 for this dynamic duo.
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