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The “N-Ice Rack Beer Pong Freezer Set” is the ultimate beer pong accessory (get it? N-Ice Rack? argh). The hollow triangle shaped rack is perfectly sized to hold ten 16 oz cups in perfect beer pong formation while keeping the beer ice cold with it’s freezable center. You fill the rack up with water, pop it in the freezer for a bit and you have an instant beer pong beer chiller. Ingenious! You can also use it as an ice cold shot holder.

Sold by Kegworks at Amazon: Beer Pong Game Rack with Freezable Center

Like a mother animal nursing her young, so does a man nurse his beer. And like a mother kangaroo holding her joey in a pouch in front of her, so can a man now hold his beer. The Beer Bottle Sweatshirt has a built in pouch right in the front to hold your brew. By keeping a beer bottle in your hoodie, now you have a free hand… to hold yet another beer. See how that works? Beerifically.

The heather gray sweatshirt also has the standard handwarmer passthrough pocket below. The hand pocket is located below the more important beer pocket because beer is higher up in man’s hierarchy of things that need to be stored in a sweatshirt. Clearly.

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It’s Halloween. You’re wearing a costume. You want to get drunk. It’s a pain the ass to keep having to take off your mask every time you want to take a drink. What to do? Why the skull beer funnel? Down an entire beer in seconds, while maintaining the spirit of Halloween. Because nothing says Halloween like guzzling beer from a plastic model of a dead guy’s head and spine.

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Ok I know what I want for my birthday now… it’s a sit down driving arcade simulation game with dual beer keg taps. This $7000 arcade machine, the Octane 120 Beer Arcade, has a built in kegorator behind the seat to keep your beer icy cold. There’s a tap behind the seat for everyone watching your pure-awesomeness-in-motion driving skills to enjoy a brewski but the best part is the cupholder for the driver which has it’s own keg tap.

That’s right, you don’t even need to get up or even hold your cup while getting a beer refill. Now normally I don’t condone drinking and driving but in this case I’m encouraging it.

Oh and it also features an HD video projector, a 120” screen, a 5.1 sound system, 200 licensed games, and PS3 compatibility. But more importantly it holds two 5 gallon or one ½ barrel keg of beer. Unfortunately the beer is not included.

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Who said the Dark Side of the Force wasn’t good for anything? Actually I think it was Han Solo, but regardless, the Dark Side is very useful- for getting you drunk! This 24 ounce Darth Vader Stein has a flip top helmet lid to keep any Jedis or Stormtroopers from slipping something into your brewski. At 24 ounces, the ceramic mug is large enough to hold two full cans or bottles of beer which means less time getting up to go to the fridge and more time building your Imperial Army or sitting around watching football (depending on what your weekend plans are).

Buy it for about $14 at Amazon: Darth Vader Stein

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You love your beer and you love jewelry (or buying jewelry for your lady). Well now you can show support for both with beer can cuff bracelets. The designer of these has gone a little bit above and beyond what you could do at home with a pair of metal scissors and a sander by lining these with silver. For $99 I’m not sure if it’s actually worth it but maybe you like beer and bracelets a whole lot more than I do.

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Ever wanted to open a beer bottle with your ass crack? Sure we all have had that dream but once you send one or two of your fraternity brothers to the hospital with a torn rectum, that dream sadly dies. Well the dream lives on! Get yourself a soon to be available Crack It Open wall mounted ass bottle opener from the same company that brings you the My Breast Friend boob beer bong, the Johnson Juicer, and the Hooter Shooter (yes all are actual products). Get “cracking” on opening those bottles. Crack It Open is certainly sexier than your frat brother’s hairy butt.

Product page via NerdApproved (neither link is SFW!)

Another day, another crazy flash drive. This one is filled with Budweiser beer. The drive is quite troubling actually- because if you want a sip of that tasty tasty Budweiser beer, you’re going to have to (carefully) smash open the drive which will probably destroy the data. So it’s the classic dilemma of what do you want more: information or beer? Ahh just like my college days… go to class or hit the bar as soon as it opens and sit there with the drunk old men. Beer I can’t resist you.

cnk via gizmodo