Look at this guy in his circular bookshelf, surrounded by books. You are not just looking a normal man here, or a man shrunk down to the size of a hamster, no no no, you are are looking an elite athlete in training. This man’s name is Pi and he’s training to be on the next season of American Gladiators (nerd edition). Pi will roll his bookshelf into his opponent’s hoping to knock him out of his bookshelf and score 3.14 points. If he stays on long enough to finish the book and answer 5 questions about it (which he’s speedreading, natch) he will earn 42 points and the right to challenge Romulan in the grueling Eliminerder challenge for all the marbles.