
The Care Bears might seems soft, cuddly and friendly, but they’re really here to protect you. From bullets. Why? Because they care! It’s right in their name. Do you think Teddy Ruxpin is going to take a bullet for you? Is My Little Pony going to carry you off to safety? I doubt it. But the Care Bears are there for you. That’s “Good Luck Bear” right on the vest, ready to absorb the impact. Go ahead, let your kids play at the firing range, the Care Bears will protect them.
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