The Star Trek Stockings Were Hung by the Chimney with Care

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Nerdolous soon would be there. It’s a very nerdy Christmas with these homemade Star Trek uniform stockings which boldly go where no stockings have gone before.