SNL’s Drunk Uncle Talking Bottle Opener

I heard you’ve got a beard that need opening. No Drunk Uncle, it’s a beer. But you can help. With the SNL Drunk Uncle Journal & Bottle Opener you can open your beer, take notes, and hear a quote from Bobby Moynihan’s hysterical character. Every time you open a bottle, the …

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Plush Talking Honey Badger Don’t Care

We love the honey badger, we love Randall, but it’s really hard to snuggle up at night with a Youtube video, so now there’s the Plush Talking Honey Badger. This super soft, yet dangerous, stuffed animal don’t give a sh!t. It speaks all the R-rated sayings like “Honey Badgers are quite …

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Talking 7 Inch Chuck Norris Plush

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the legend himself Chuck Norris, available for the first time in the miniature take-home form. The Chuck Norris Plush stands 7 inches tall and speaks 10 different Chuck Norris phrases, probably none of which are considered Chuck Norris Facts. What better way to spout off some of your …

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Talking Digital Tire Pressure Gauge

Maintaining proper tire pressure in your car is important for both gas mileage, ride comfort, handling, and traction. As cold weather sinks in, your tire’s pressure will change, so you need to check it or you will get that annoying exclamation point warning light triangle on your dashboard if it’s too low. With …

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Sarah Palin in Your Pocket

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Pocket Palin? You betcha! The Sarah Palin Talking Keychain features Sarah Palin’s real voice saying many of her trademark phrases like: “Ya quit makin’ things up.”, “Alaska!”, “We eat, therefore we hunt.”, “You can see Russia from Alaska”, and the classic “I’ll betcha!”. There’s 11 sayings total (the bottom left button ...

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Blabber Meter Measures Your Blabbing Levels

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OMG if these people in my office would just shut their fat traps for a few minutes I could actually get some work done around here. These blabbermouths are literally costing me money. Do you think I really care about your nephew’s friend who fell off a surfboard and scraped his knee on ...

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Talking Llama with a Necktie Doll

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In Japan the llama is popular and well loved because of it’s cute face and fluffy body. In America we like Snooki. One of these national obsessions is available in a talking doll version and breath a sigh of relief everyone- it’s the llama. Segatoys presents this adorable corporate llama (you can tell ...

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Talking First Aid Kit Tells You What to Do

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When an emergency strikes at home you need to go running for the first aid kit and not straight to Google to find what to do. That’s why it’s called “FIRST” aid. Not Second Aid after you go online. It’s first. But that still doesn’t mean you know how to manage the injury ...

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