Pocket Birthday is a Tiny Celebration

Posted on Thursday 10 July 2008

pocket-birthday Pocket Birthday is a Tiny Celebration
Sometimes with birthdays you have to go big and spend lots of money and do crazy things like have a giant bouncy castle in your backyard filled with clowns on stilts and llama rides and skeet shooting. And other times you have to keep it minimal (aka being a cheap bastard). The Pocket Birthday is so minimal it’s sad. It’s like a sad clown crying on your birthday. It says that you’re doing the absolute minimum to recognize this person’s birthday. You’re obligated. If you could just light a match and blow it out you would but convention calls for a colorful candle so here’s the smallest one I could find. Because I care. Minimally.

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Jeff @ 1:55 am
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Golf Club with Built in Weed Whacker

Posted on Friday 27 June 2008

big_daddy_driver-505x379 Golf Club with Built in Weed Whacker
The Big Daddy Driver is the golf club with the built in weed whacker. It’s frustrating and hurtful to your golf game to get your ball out in the deep grass where you might have to take several swings just to get it back onto the fairway. Why let players who can actually hit their balls in a straight line get an advantage over you the slicing and hooking into the rough weekend warrior occasional golfer? Why should they have better scores simply because they’re better golfers?

You need every advantage you can get, duffer. So now when your ball gets stuck in the tall grass, just take out your Big Daddy Driver*, flip open the club’s head to reveal the battery powered weed whacker, trim the grass around your ball, and take a clear shot. Here’s a quick video showing how it works:


via Dvice

*Big Daddy is not approved for use on the PGA tour. So don’t even think about it, Tiger.

Jeff @ 1:07 pm
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Digimech Digital Mechanical Alarm Clock

Posted on Wednesday 25 June 2008

digimech-505x256 Digimech Digital Mechanical Alarm Clock
The Digimech Alarm Clock combines aspects of both digital and mechanical clocks into one massive device. The numbers are actually printed on sliders that move up as time goes on to reveal the current time within the black frame. Hidden servo motors control the sliders.

It makes more sense if you see the video of the clock in action:


via NotCot