USB Lobster Mouse

There’s nothing fishy about the USB Lobster Mouse (well besides the fact that the product description says it has a crocodile shape). Unfortunately for our “lobster roll” pun, this mouse is an optical one so it doesn’t have a trackball.

It does have a retractable USB cord, so you can reel it in. Comes in silver, black, and red (no bisque?) for the seafood lover in you. $10 from Brando.