USB Strawberry Mouse Pad Warmer- I’d Rather Freeze First

I’d have to be VERY cold before I used this USB Powered Strawberry Mouse Pad Warmer. In fact I’d rather freeze than use it. Something about sticking my whole hand into a plush strawberry (that’s what she said) just seems weird. And why a strawberry anyway? Why not some food product associated with heat like a chili pepper or Buffalo wings? Strawberries are summer fruits. My hands are warm enough, I’ll just continue to use my top secret patented “blowing on them” method if they get cold. Pass.