Michael Jackson Figure USB Flash Drive

The King of Pop is now the king of data storage with this bizarre Michael Jackson Figure USB Flash Drive. Each $20 drive holds 4GB of data which is enough for all his hits (probably, he’s kinda got a lot). This flash drive isn’t going to moonwalk into your computer, you have to take Michael apart to access the port- very stealthy:

I think I saw him do that move in the Man in the Mirror video. I believe (and correct me if I’m wrong) that this outfit is from the Bad era. Weird drive.