Lunch Disguise Bags

No one will recognize your sandwich with Lunch Disguise Bags, the bags that put a face on your lunch. No more thieves stealing your turkey on wheat from the company fridge when your sammy has a monocle disguise. That’s smart. I’m not sure why a monocle would stop someone from eating your lunch, but tomes of scientific research tells us that it works. Kosher ham sandwich? Perfect for the Groucho bags. Fun for kids too (just stating the obvious here).