Titanium Drinking Straw Might Just be Overkill

Looking for a straw that can beat up all those all wimpy plastic straws? Want the toughest drinking straw on the market today? Try the Titanium Drinking Straw. Titanium is super strong and light; in fact the straw is tough enough that you can just jab it right into oranges or other fruits and drink right from the fruit. Titanium power!

Titanium domination baby! You can even use it to puncture and drink right from milk cartons or soda or beer cans. Video proof? You got it right here:

That’s one powerful straw. Not to mention it’s made of food grade titanium, which is tasteless, odorless, does not corrode, is non-allergenic (to most of the world), and has an excellent weight to tensile strength ratio. Solid. Overkill? I don’t think so. More like totally necessary. $14.99 at ThinkGeek.