This phone is a true killer- it’s the world’s first mobile phone with an integrated cigarette lighter. Details are a bit sketchy (as is the website it’s featured on-Engadget says it’s malware-laced so I won’t link to it here) but apparently just like those car cigarette lighters of ‘yore, this uses the cell phone’s battery to light up your smokes. When did they stop putting cigarette lighters in cars anyway? The lighter phone just makes the whole holding a cell phone in the air before the encores of concerts just a bit more logical (not much though).
Scorch Torch Dominator Triple Jet Flame Butane Torch Cigarette Cigar Lighter w/ Punch Cutter Tool (Gunmetal)