If you’re rocking the goatee you definitely want to keep it straight and neat and in check and well groomed. Nothing looks worse than crooked manscaping. The GoateeSaver is ready to keep your facial hair straight and even. The GoateeSaver is basically an adjustable plastic mouthpiece that you adjust to the shape and size of your goatee and then shave around it with your normal razor. You might look a bit like a cyborg while you’re using it, but once you’ve got the perfect goatee, the ladies will swoon. Feel free to leave your own goatse joke in the comments.