We love gadgets here at craziestgadgets.com but there’s just some things we’d prefer left in their conceptual stages and never actually produced. The Toaster Phone is one of those. And it’s not just because we have an aversion to toasters due to overexposure to Microsoft’s “flying toasters” screensaver back in the 90’s. It’s because this concept is just bad as an adult device. As a kid’s toy, it would be perfect. And why are there 2 of them anyway? What does the “toast” lever do? This is just bad.