Selfie Toaster Puts Your Face on Toast

selfie toaster
Brand your face onto a piece of toast with the Selfie Toaster. It’s the best way to avoid breakfast thievery. Most pieces of toast look the same- not yours though because you’ve clearly self identified it with a picture of your own face right across the bread. But how does it work? Simple- it uses custom heating inserts.
selfie toaster lady
You submit your own photograph to a specialized website, like this lovely lady above did (the toaster comes with a code to use). Then in a few weeks you are sent a pair of removable stainless steel inserts with your beautiful face cut into them.
selfie toast
Slip the inserts into the toaster and get your face toasted onto bread. You could even spread a little jelly on your hair or make a butter beard. It’s the best thing since sliced bread.