Monster Hunter Meat on a Spit Kitchen Timer

It’s the kitchen timer that’s both manly and cute at the same time. The Monster Hunter Raw Meat Kitchen Timer is a small (about 3″) plastic hunk of meat on a rotating spit over a fire. Kinda of like the raw meat used as bait for the monsters in the Monster Hunter …

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Bacon Shaving Cream

Shaving just got a whole lot more fun and better smelling because now there’s Bacon Shaving Cream. What could be more manly than lathering up with the scent of meat while you scrape a razor blade across your own face? Despite the novelty scent, it’s actually a quality shaving cream with …

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Stovetop Churrasco Heats Your Meats

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Do you like wide varieties of meat cooked on stainless steel skewers rotated over an open flame all cooked to a slightly charred, rich flavor on your stovetop like a homemade Brazilian churrasco restaurant? Yeah me too. The Stovetop Churrasco lets you do just that with up to 4.5 lbs of ...

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Canned Unicorn Meat

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Yum! Nothing goes better on your Thanksgiving table than some Canned Unicorn Meat. Every bite just radiates with extra sparkles and a rainbow of fruit flavors. No this is not a prank can, there’s an actual unicorn inside the can- check it out: Sure it’s a tiny dismembered stuffed unicorn in there ...

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NYC Steakhouse Selling $100,000 Lady Gaga Meat Dress

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Everyone is surely familiar with Lady Gaga’s meat dress she wore at the VMA awards. Well one New York City steakhouse saw that cheap flank steaked dress and thought they could do it better. A lot better than an inferior flank steak. Old Homestead Steakhouse (which makes a fantastic porterhouse for two, btw) ...

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Steak Station: Mission Control for Your Steaks

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Grilling steaks is serious business. Business you need to be on top of. In the old days we would look and touch our steaks to see if they are done. We also used to get up off the couch to change the channel. Those days are over now thanks to technology that does ...

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DIY Smoker Tweets When the Meat’s Complete

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Actually this meat smoker sends you a text message and not a tweet (although I’m sure you could rig it up) but Tweet has a nice rhyme to it that makes the title work oh so much better. Disclaimer done. This homemade meat smoker was built by Peter Rauch. He used a ...

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