Yum! Nothing goes better on your Thanksgiving table than some Canned Unicorn Meat. Every bite just radiates with extra sparkles and a rainbow of fruit flavors. No this is not a prank can, there’s an actual unicorn inside the can- check it out:
Sure it’s a tiny dismembered stuffed unicorn in there but what did you expect? It’s actually sort of cute as far as de-limbed mythical creature plush toys go. No can opener needed, just pop open the bottom. Use it over and over again for potlucks dinners, holiday meals, office parties, bake sales, wedding gifts, and general prankery. $12.99 from ThinkGeek.
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