It’s the kitchen timer that’s both manly and cute at the same time. The Monster Hunter Raw Meat Kitchen Timer is a small (about 3″) plastic hunk of meat on a rotating spit over a fire. Kinda of like the raw meat used as bait for the monsters in the Monster Hunter games. Except this one is a timer you can set to 3, 5, or 10 minutes. And it has Japanese voice effects. Cause you don’t want to burn the steaks- monsters hate that.