Bazinga: Big Bang Theory Light Up Umbrella

If there’s one thing Sheldon and Leonard hate it’s getting wet. That and people who doubt their intellectual superiority. Or something. Stay dry the Big Bang Theory way with the Bazinga Light Up Umbrella. Not only does this umbrella shield you from the elements, it also lights up in not one but …

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Tactical BBQ Fork with Laser and Flashlight

As long as we’re adding lasers to everything (remember the laser guided pizza cutter?, why not the BBQ fork? The TGX Tactical BBQ Fork adds both a laser and a flashlight to a 2 foot long stainless steel barbecue fork. I’m not sure …

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Laser Guided Pizza Cutter: Pew Pew Pizza

Take your pizza cutting to the next level of accuracy and awesomeness with the Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter. This 100% necessary kitchen tool combines a standard pizza cutter with a class II laser pointer and a flashlight. The laser projects a perfectly straight line across your pizza for military style precision …

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Space Invaders Light-Up Keychain

Normally Space Invaders are not particularly helpful- in fact they seem hellbent on destroying everything in their (back and forth) paths. But this Space Invaders Light-Up Keychain is actually pretty helpful because his eyes light up. He could help you find your keyhole…then once you get inside blast you with an 8bit …

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Tweeting Bird Bicycle Horn

You gotta be safe out there. Ya jus gots to. Yeah we said it- gots. So dress up ye’ ole Schwinn with a Tweeting Bird Bike Horn and let them know you’re coming- bird style. Normally “bird style” is just pooping on people’s heads but since that’s usually impractical for humans this …

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Lego Darth Vader Head Lamp

Let the Dark Side light your way with a Lego Darth Vader Head Lamp. See, he’s not such a bad guy, right? The clip-on mini-Jedi can attach to the headband or your bag or anything else you want to clip him onto (no, not the dog Jimmy… or your little brother, …

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Waistband Mounted Flashlight: Better than a Headlamp

Mounting a flashlight on your waist is clearly superior to the traditional headlamp. Sure if you’re exploring a cave or sewer then a head mounted light is ideal but for walking or running a light the Walker’s Path Illuminating Belt lights the ground much better. The belt shines a bright 100 …

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