I’m pretty sure I’d get up right away if my alarm clock started shredding some cash, how about you? Then again it depends on how much is in there. For $100, I’m up and at ‘em. If it’s loaded with a paltry one dollar bill, eh maybe I’ll sleep another hour or so. Heck, after a long night at the bar, I might be willing to shred a $5 bill or $10 just for some extra sleep… or tylenol.