I catapult downtown, but now you can catapult in your school or office with the oddly named Katapult Pen. It’s oddly named because that’s a slingshot as far as I’m concerned (then again, what I thought was a catapult was really a trebuchet. My school never offered a class in Medieval weaponry.) Disunregardless of the name, the pen is perfectly designed to fling small objects at your annoying co-workers (we recommend paperclips as they have a real nice flight arc). Cubicle warfare just went old school. Plus it also works great for pressing two keys on your keyboard at once, creating a desktop teepee frame with another 2 pens, or even *gasp* writing.
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