USB Stapler with USB Hub

From the “department of things you didn’t even know existed and then thought you might want for a minute before coming to your senses and realizing it’s ridiculously unnecessary”, which I believe is a subdepartment of either NASA or the Department of Agriculture, comes the USB Stapler Hub.

It’s an electric stapler and 4 port USB hub. Notice I didn’t say USB powered stapler, because for some reason known only to the gadget makers at Thanko, the stapler part of this combo device doesn’t use USB power but a trio of AAA batteries. You’d probably do better just duct taping your existing electric stapler onto a 4 port USB hub and calling it a day.

via crunchgear