If you’re anything like me, you’re sick and tired of having to leave your desk and find an outlet every time you want do a little ultrasonic cleaning. Well lucky for us, Thanko, purveyor of the finest crap gadgets you never knew existed and then wish you hadn’t heard existed in the first place because you feel stupider for just having heard about said gadget*, has come through again. Clean your jewelry, metal, and glasses with the pure ultrasonic power provided by USB. Feel the sonic vibrations at up to 5800 waves per minute. What could be more useful?

*not their official slogan

via akihabara