Randy Sarafan has gas. I can tell this because he modified his office chair with a sensor and hooked it up to his computer so that every time he toots, the chair sends out a tweet on Twitter. For example his last one was “Pfffffffffft”. Based on the level of flatulence coming through the Twitter account as posts, I’m surprised Randy has time to build anything at all. But then again, I bet nobody wants to come around his office and bother him with all that farting, so he has some peace and quiet at his desk (except when he’s tooting-but without a noise meter, it’s impossible to tell if these are room rockers or silent but violent).