Since you probably don’t want to use your actual iPad as a cutting board (using it as a plate is a different story) you can use a real glass cutting board that looks like an iPad. The iHost Glass Cutting Board is a cutting board/serving platter made of glass and has all your favorite “apps” renamed with funny food-related names. Of course the only apps you really need are cheese and cracker appetizers, right? Measures 7 ¾” x 10 ¾” x ¼”.
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