Portal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender

We don’t know what you are doing at your desk that you need yet another desktop sentry (remember the Yoda sentry?) but now the Portal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender is here to guard against intruders. This motion detecting turret opens up and plays sound effects when anyone approaches your workstation,

The turret plugs into your USB jack. It has five sayings taken right from the game for when motion is detected but wait, that’s not all. If a careless desk thief or office cat knocks it over, it squirms around on it’s side and has 5 other sayings it will speak. Measures 7.5″ tall and is officially licensed. But seriously, what are you hiding there at your desk?