Flying Hovercraft FTW

Anyone got a spare $190,000 they can give me so I can buy a Flying Hovercraft from Hammacher? I’ll give you a ride in it. This hovercraft not only glides over land and water like the regular hovercrafts you probably already have sitting in your garage, but it can also soar up to 50′ in the air thanks to wings. Fly right over your buddies in their old outdated ride-on-the-water-only hovercrafts. It’s the new style… 4 and 3 and 2 and 1…

After a ride in that, I typically go for a martini- shaken, not stirred. The Flying Hovercraft can hold up to 600lbs of passengers and cargo and the dual 9 gallon gas tanks let it go up to 160 miles on a fill up. Sure the gas mileage isn’t great, but you can make up for it by going in a straight line to your destination, over most any object. Here’s the joystick controlled cockpit:

Top speed is 70mph from the 130hp twin-cylinder liquid cooled turbocharged gas engine. You’ll need to register it as a boat. Want! Now all I need is the $190k and I’m all set.