I don’t know if this 4 Port Penguin USB Hub is supposed to be winking or whatnot but he looks drunk out of his penguin mind to me. That’s one totally sloshed flightless bird. The only march this penguin is about to do is to march right over to the bowl and spew back up his fish dinner and fish vodka shots (the drink of choice for discerning penguins) because this penguin is blitzed. $14 for this drunk bird at Brando.