It’s one thing to have an alarm clock that wakes you up to the sound of singing birds but does it really have to have a realistically sized bird sitting right on top of the clock? You just know that one morning you are going to wake up out of a deep slumber to the chirping bird, look over and see the plastic bird out of half closed groggy eyes and either smack it away with your hand or be startled and jump right out of bed. Which I guess is the whole point of an alarm clock, to get you out of bed.
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Clocks and Watches 
i'm up i'm up you freakin' birds i'm up, singing bird alarm clock, singing birds probably wouldn't get me out of bed in the morning, the birds, what the hey? 
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