
If you’re going to be fidgeting with your pen, why not just start off with a pen that was designed for fidgeting? The 360° Pen has a built-in loop on the end for finger twirling. This ain’t your grandma’s Bic pen. The pen is two-tone with a shiny chrome-plated metal and a tactile rubber-finished plastic. Stop twirling your scissors around and start twirling something (marginally) less dangerous- your pen. Pre-order it now for $7.49, available soon.




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[...] prizes were varied. I got – appropriately enough, given the weekend’s title – a 360 pen. I shall use it to write with, and when I am bored, I shall spin [...]