Egg Cuber: Square Eggs FTW

Circle gets the square. Tired of those boring old round eggs? Do your hard boiled eggs roll off the table constantly? Do you have a fear of spherical shaped objects? Change your life with Egg Cubers! Just follow the simple instructions and instant magic:

Put warm peeled hard boiled egg in the egg cuber with the base plate flat on the bottom. Place forming plate on top of egg. Screw the top down until the egg becomes square (best results if egg cuber has been chilled). Unscrew cap and punch base plate up from the bottom with finger. Remove square egg.

There’s no need for your eggs to be boring and round anymore. It’s hip to be square. Spongebob would approve. Step into the cube zone. Stand out from the crowd.