It may sound like a horrible rock opera featuring those 80’s hair bands you love to hate/hate to love but the Heavy Metal Nutcracker is a cool kitchen helper. Like the new rollercoaster at Six Flags, it’s a real ball dropper. This nutcracker uses the simple physics of gravity to crack the tough nuts; it drops a heavy ball on your nuts to break the shell. Fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini, you’re gonna like my nuts. It’s simple, yet modern and looks fun to use. I can picture my nuts in this thing. Costs around $55.