
It may sound like a horrible rock opera featuring those 80′s hair bands you love to hate/hate to love but the Heavy Metal Nutcracker is a cool kitchen helper. Like the new rollercoaster at Six Flags, it’s a real ball dropper. This nutcracker uses the simple physics of gravity to crack the tough nuts; it drops a heavy ball on your nuts to break the shell. Fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini, you’re gonna like my nuts. It’s simple, yet modern and looks fun to use. I can picture my nuts in this thing. Costs around $55.




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Check out http://www.timesavingtools.com they have lots of kitchen tools and gadgets. Its one of my favorite places to shop if you love to cook. That have a lot of things for the kitchen to make it easy to chop, cut and store. I’ve placed several orders with them and so far no complaints.
The title is a little too much…maybe change it a bit?
That’s totally nuts!
55 bucks? It’s a ball and a block of wood…