
The Pepper Pager is a product you place on your pants to protect your person and your purse from being purloined by people of a peccant and parasitic personality. It is prudent to have a plan of protection and the Pepper Pager provides peace to that purpose. The problem with the Pepper Pager is that it’s probably a product of the past. It does purport to contain a pair of PepperShot cannisters that propel approximately ten feet preventing your attacker from piecing a prosperous perversion of your property. But seriously, a pager? Who still uses those things?
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