If there’s one thing we know for sure about the ancient Egyptians is that they loved their USB flash drives. And nothing would have pleased the pharaohs Ramesses II or Tutankhamun more than to have their precious data stored in a Sphinx USB flash drive. With 2 GB of storage, it’s even enough to store a low quality version of The Mummy or the entire Grateful Dead: Egypt 1978 CD set (clearly the better choice, Brendan Fraser is a hack).

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