Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Cutter

Everyone knows that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles go cowabunga for pizza. Maybe it’s because they’re teenagers, maybe it’s from the radioactive ooze that caused those ordinary turtles to turn into humanoid ninjas. No matter, this hero in a halfshell will slice your ‘za. The TMNT Michelangelo Pizza Cutter. features ol’ Mikey’s …

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Super Mario Bros. Koopa Troopa Shell Air Hockey Puck

Air hockey just got way more fun (and geekier) with the Super Mario Bros. Koopa Troopa Shell Air Hockey Puck. Flip it over, pop in a few batteries and it glides along ANY smooth surface- it provides it’s own little air cushion- 2 minutes of play every time you push down on …

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Cute Turtle USB Flash Drive

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It’s a turtle, it’s a USB flash drive. He holds 4GB of data. He’s cute. His name is probably Myrtle. Here he is really coming out of his shell:

USB Turtle Drive

USB Tortoise Massager

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Here’s a cute little tortoise that’s a massager for your back and shoulders (and other body parts that need massaging too, I suppose). I’m not sure why they are branding it as a tortoise massager instead of the clearly more marketable turtle moniker but maybe that’s because there’s actually some sort of physical ...

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USB Turtle Hub Has a Secret

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This cute little turtle is a four port USB hub. He also has a secret. No he’s not a teenage mutant ninja hero in a halfshell. He’s a stash turtle: Stash your paperclips, tic-tacs, coinage, jimmy hats, or other fun tiny items inside his shell. Just don’t make him into soup. I’m assuming ...

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