The 25 inch cannon from the Lighter Side is ideal to scare the crap out of your annoying co-worker in the next cubicle over who spends the entire day making up rhyming “love” words for her cutesy wootsy honey bunny sunshine funshine boyfriend. The cannon produces a realistic flash and boom thanks to being powered by calcium carbide and an actual flint. The 7lb field cannon is capable of firing multiple shots in a row and weighs 7 FREAKIN POUNDS. That’s some heavy artillery.


via NerdApproved