Giant Kick Croquet Set


Must refrain from posting quotes from Heathers. Must refrain from posting quotes from Heathers. Ok, that’s out. Croquet is the sport of rich snobby people (source: me) in which you have to knock a ball through a wicket with a mallet. But now the everyman (or everykid) can play croquet and you don’t need to pop the collar on your polo shirt to look the part with a Giant Kick Croquet Set. Includes a pair of big-ass 16″ cloth covered balls, a pair of finish flags and 7 wickets for varying degrees of difficulty ranging from “What’s your damage Heather?” to “F$%k me gently with a chainsaw” (sorry couldn’t resist).

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