What would happen if you took an original Nintendo Entertainment System zapper gun and screw mounted it onto a messenger bag complete with an official NES Duck Hunt patch?! You’d have a surprisingly cool messenger bag. I’m not sure if you could bring this past airport security, but for around town it’s pretty awesome. It’s only $29.99 and comes with your choice of orange or gray zapper. Laughing dog not included.
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