I find your lack of jam disturbing. Looking for a way to sneak some Star Wars stuff into your kitchen? Then how about stepping over to the Dark Side for breakfast with the Darth Vader Toaster. This geek appliance leaves a little imprint of the Dark Lord on each slice of toast. Force power not required to operate toaster. Unfortunately it does not come with a light saber butter knife but I’m sure you could rig something up.
(if it’s unavailable, they usually have a few here on eBay to buy)