Avast ye mateys, there’s booty up yonder. Well shiver me timbers and knock me down, this old salty dog is not only a pirate, he’s a Pirate Corkscrew. He’s replaced his leg with a corkscrew and can open bottles in his mouth. This buccaneer is the hardest working pirate on the high seas. No need to walk the plank for a taste of grog, let this seafarer open your bottle of charrrrrrrdonnay.
