Subs Keep Your Baggy Pants from Falling Down

Like that drooping baggy pants look but want to make sure your pants actually stay up? Subs is like a male garter belt suspenders dealio designed specifically for keeping those baggy pants up. Ok all together now: pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground. Subs lets you keep that sagging pants look with adjustable clips and waistband. Shorten or lengthen the clips to get as much sag as you want on those blue jeans.

You can buy them for $29.95, which is probably not a lot to pay for the dignity of keeping your pants up. Personally I wear my dungarees in a high nut-hugging over-the-belly-button mom jeans style position so I have no need for Subs but not everyone can be as cool as me.

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