The Healing Hands Chiropractic Massager is like a mold of a pair of human hands palm side up set in the actual clinical position used for straightening neck vertebrae. You lie down with the $50 foam massager under your neck and supposedly get relief from all the day’s aches and pains on your neck and back. And if that doesn’t work, and I’m extremely skeptical that it actually would, you can always use the hands on your desktop to hold paperclips or rubber bands. Available in beige and pink (pink?!).