Call it a hunch, but I’m pretty sure the Shower Breasts Lotion Dispenser was created by a male designer. The wall mounted tig ol’ bitties holds two different types of lotions- one in each of the chest pillows and yes the jugs are refillable. To dispense just grope the gazongas. It’s unclear if these sweater monkeys can be used as a personal flotation device for the bath. Between this and the Mr P. Towel Rod, what else could your bathroom possibly need?